#7 A lionfish petting guide.

#3 Every time you were really close to your destination, your boat would crash.

#9 You'll have your scuba gear handy when your hotel starts to flood.

#9 Stare down a barracuda to see who blinks first.Jay Jeter of Austin, Texas/

#7 When you give him the out of air sign, he passes you his snorkel.

#7 2000 lbs. of lead and I'm still floating?

#1 Confess you never really got certified, you're just using a c-card you found while snorkeling.

#6 Don't worry what those gauges say...you'll KNOW when you're out of air!

#7 Getting narced is better than egg nog -- no calories and no hangover.